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How To Disarm The Other Woman

While I can’t imagine myself sharing another woman’s husband, knowingly, there are a lot of women out there who claim they prefer to travel the “back roads” that a cheating relationship usually takes them on. I Know you can’t stop a man from cheating, if that’s what he wants to do, but to all the wives and “legal” girlfriends who are trying to make their relationships work, there are certain things that you can do to disarm the other woman’s appeal:

1) Keep yourself and your house looking and smelling good. You don’t know what pleasant looks and sultry aromas your man is encountering out there on a daily basis (at work or in the clubs).
2) Be “present” in the relationship. When he’s home, laugh with him, talk to him, play a game of cards with him. Sit beside him on the sofa, and share a cocktail him. That’s what she does.
3) Give him space. Don’t forsake getting together with your “girls”. Join clubs or organizations that will give you something to do, and somewhere to go. Show him attention, but don’t smother him. Let him wonder where YOU are, sometimes.
4) When your love gives you a wearable gift—even if you don’t like it—make sure you wear it when the occasion is appropriate.
5) Shop the cheap stores for pajama sets. Throw away the bottoms or tops if they look too chintzy. Outfit the more expensive looking part of the set with an appropriate, more costly counterpart. Lounge around the house in the new outfit.
6) Stock your shelves with the non-perishables that men like to eat—canned tuna, canned crab meat, canned smoked oysters, canned soup, canned beef stew, canned chicken, for quick patties, etc.
7) Learn how to cook his favorite dishes. Actually cook them. Make your house cozy and warm with with the smell of homemade food.

Banana Pie

Once, I asked a newly-wed friend at work, what made his young wife stand out. He said that when he came home and had to look for her, because she was so engrossed in something that she liked to do, and hadn’t heard him drive up, or walk through the door, she was the most appealing—as opposed to the times when she stood in the doorway waiting for his arrival, kissing and hugging him when he came home, and asking what his desire was for dinner. Of course, I didn’t say anything (he was too young to understand it, anyway) but I guessed those were the times when the hunter side in him came out. Men are hunters you know, they like to seek and find.
A good banana pie is worth finding. Years ago, my great-aunt’s neighbor and cooking friend, Miss Bently, gave this recipe to Big Mama, my great-aunt, who gave it to my grandmother, who gave it to my mother, who passed it on to me. This recipe is full of banana taste, though it’s subtle and lady-like. My mother used to say, “It’s good when a woman finds something soft and womanly to do with her hands.”

I serve most of my banana pies in a pretty dessert dish, not sliced on a pie plate; it just looks so feminine that way. When I serve something in an ornate dessert dish, people always think I’ve been in the kitchen all day.

Old-Fashioned Banana Pie

Old-Fashioned Banana Pie

For The Vanilla Wafer Crust

2-½ cups crushed vanilla wafers (about 30 wafers)
2 tablespoons light brown sugar
2 tablespoon granulated sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract

For The Banana Filling:

1 cup milk
1 cup evaporated milk
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 large eggs
3 large egg yolks
2 tablespoons cornstarch
¾ cup granulated sugar
¼ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 medium-sized bananas, peeled and sliced ¼ inch thick, divided use

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

To make the crust, in a medium-sized bowl, crush the vanilla wafers. Mix the crushed wafers with the granulated sugar, brown sugar, and salt. Add the melted butter and vanilla extract. Using your hands, mix the ingredients together well, to incorporate them. Firmly press the mixture on the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie plate. Place the vanilla wafer pie crust in the preheated 350-degree oven. Let it bake at 350 degrees for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the crust is lightly browned. Take the crust out of the oven and let it cool on a wire rack for about 10 minutes, or until it is cooled completely. While the crust is cooling, make the banana pie filling.
To make the filling, in a heavy saucepan, stir together the milk, evaporated milk, and butter. Stir until the butter is melted and well-incorporated into the mixture. Stir in the eggs, egg yolks, cornstarch, granulated sugar, and salt. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring constantly, and vigorously for about 10 minutes, or until the mixture just begins to softly bubble and reaches the thickness of pudding. NOTE: The mixture has to be thick enough to hold soft peaks when you lift the spoon, in order to set properly. Remove the mixture from the heat. Stir in the vanilla extract. Spoon the filling into a chilled, medium-sized bowl. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap. Make sure you press the wrap directly on top of the pudding so that it doesn’t form a “skin” on the top. Place the bowl in the refrigerator until the pudding is completely cooled.

When the pudding is completely cooled, take it out of the refrigerator. Place an even layer of sliced bananas over the bottom of the cooled crust. Spoon half of the banana pudding mixture over the bananas. Place the remaining vanilla wafers evenly over the pudding. Spread the remaining banana pudding over the wafers. Return the pie to the refrigerator and chill for about 4 hours. To really impress, spoon a dollop of home-made whipped cream with a banana slice and a vanilla wafer on top of each serving. This pie also tastes good with a meringue topping.
Makes One 9-inch banana cream pie.

Homemade Whipped Cream:

1 cup chilled heavy whipping cream
3-½ tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon vanilla extract

In the bowl of a mixer fitted with a whisk attachment (you can do it by hand, using a large whisk, or in a glass or metal bowl, using a hand mixer) add the chilled whipping cream, and whip it on high, until light and fluffy peaks begin to form. Reduce the speed to medium-high. Add the confectioners’ sugar, salt, and vanilla extract. Continue to whip the cream until it reaches the consistency that you desire—some people like soft whipped cream, while others prefer a stiffer topping.
Makes about 2 cups of whipped cream.


Women Are Gatherers

I think about Delta Sweeney a lot, especially when I’m baking. She and her husband, Douglas, lived around the corner from us, in the old Mansfield house. Miss Delta was short and pudgy; Mr. Douglas was short and round. I remember him going to, and coming home, from work. And eating all of his weekday meals inside a slanted, enclosed sun porch, on a worn, leather recliner that had been placed in front of a folding food tray, and an old television set. In stark contrast to the rest of the spotless house, Mr. Douglas’s sun porch was littered with timeworn newspapers and fishing magazines, and smelled like a years-worth of cigar smoke.

Miss Delta was an expert multi-tasker. She would wash the dishes, iron the clothes, sweep the floor, dust the living room, and hold Mama a detailed, womanly conversation, all at the same time. Everything in her life seemed to center on Mr. Douglas’s comings and goings. She would say things like, “Better start supper, Sweeney’ll be home soon.” Or, “I better plate Sweeney something. He likes to nibble on something sweet while he’s waitin’ on his dinner.”

I don’t remember Miss Delta for her home baking; especially, for her home-baked sweets. When I think of her culinary skills, what comes to my mind, are her delicious soups and stews, her well-seasoned meats, her delectable stove-top corn breads, and her beautifully laid out shelves—they were always full of store bought cookies, candy boxes, and packages of store-bought pie crusts. I also think about her wonderful ability to take a store-bought dessert and rearrange it so that it looked, and tasted, homemade. For instance, she would add chopped nuts and fruits to store-bought cookie dough and you would never know that she hadn’t made the cookies from scratch. She would buy plain cupcakes and top them with her own glaze, to give them a warm and delicious, and homemade look and taste. And she would run the backside of a large spoon around the edges of her store-bought frozen pie crusts, to give them that homemade look and taste. Sometimes, she just trimmed off the machine-made crimps on frozen pies, altogether, and fashioned her own. I remember Miss Delta saying that most of her sweet things came from farmer’s markets and Mom and Pop bakeries. Now that I’m older, and a home cook myself, I realize that those are the places that carry the best smelling, and looking, hand-made goods.

One day. while my mother and Miss Delta sat in the living room, having one of their wifely conversations—Miss Delta was older than Mama, and gave some enlightening, womanish, insights—I remember sitting at Miss Delta’s kitchen table, munching on a helping of the delectable store bought treat that she had set in front of me—if I’m not mistaken, she had placed a dollop of softened, vanilla ice cream between two soft, store-bought oatmeal cookies, and called them ice cream sandwiches—and thinking that one day, I would buy all of my desserts from the store and refashion them, the way that Miss Delta did, so that they would taste and look delightful. And homemade.

Mama knew pies, and she knew that Miss Delta had made hers with store-bought fillings and store-bought crusts, but she would tell me that once Miss Delta put her special touches on hers, she made the best homemade pies in town.

Once, my mother said to me, “For one reason or the other, not all women cook. If a woman doesn’t cook, that’s okay; as long as she knows where to go to get good-looking food, and how to arrange it in her cupboard, so that it looks good to eat.” For me, the statement clarified so much of what I loved about Miss Delta’s deliciously-arranged, store-bought cabinets, and it enlightened me further, about the influence that good scratch food, made on a person’s mind. It was suddenly clear to me—that men were natural hunters…and that women, by nature’s design, were food gatherers. Good cooks, are the women who know how to stock their shelves in an alluring way…they know how to plate their food so that it looks and smells enticing. And if they don’t cook, they know what to gather, and where to shop to get it. Women are gatherers.

This after-work pie is perfect for working women who want a quick and easy dessert to accompany a week night meal, and stay-at-home women who are raising small children, and need a Zen moment away from it all. Men love this pie. But we all know that we shouldn’t tell one all of our little secrets…in other words, he may love the pie, but he doesn’t have to know how easy it was for you to make.

Delta Sweeney’s Homemade Store-Bought Apple Pie

For The Apple Pie
2 store-bought 9-inch pie crusts (the boxed kind)
1 large egg white
2 (21 ounces) cans of store-bought apple pie filling
½ cup light brown sugar, firmly packed
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
¼ cup (½ stick) unsalted butter, cut into pieces

For The Apple Pie Glaze
1 large egg yolk
1 tablespoon milk or heavy cream
1 tablespoon granulated sugar
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon, optional

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

In a large bowl, combine the apple pie filling and brown sugar. Gently, blend the brown sugar into the pie filling. Sprinkle the mixture with the ground cinnamon and ground nutmeg. Gently stir in the vanilla extract. Line a glass pie plate with the bottom pie crust. Brush it with the egg white to keep it from getting soggy. Let the egg white dry. Spoon the seasoned filling into the pie crust. Dot the pieces of butter, evenly, over the entire pie. Unfold the second pie crust over the apple pie filling. Trim the overhang to about ½ to 1-inch. Fold the top and bottom crust edges together, folding them downward, to create a seal around the edges of the pie. Using your fingers, or the tines of a fork, crimp the edges. Brush the top of the pie with the glaze.

To make the apple pie glaze, in a small bowl, whisk together the large egg yolk and milk, or heavy cream if you desire. Whisk well. In a separate small bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar and the ground cinnamon (the ground cinnamon is optional), until the mixture is well-combined. Lightly brush the egg yolk mixture over the top of the pie. Evenly sprinkle the cinnamon sugar mixture over the top. Using a small paring knife, cut 3 to 4 slits in the top of the pie to allow the steam to escape. Place the pie on a baking tin to catch any spilling. Then, put it in the preheated 350-degree oven. Bake the pie at 350 degrees, for 35 to 40 minutes, or until the pie is nicely browned and the filling is bubbling through the slits. Take the pie out of the oven and let it cool completely on a wire rack before serving.

NOTE: You can fit the pie with a pie shield, or a ring of tin foil to prevent the edges from over browning. Also note: I glaze the tops of all of my double-crust pies, to get the pretty shine and rich color that sets a good pie apart. Sometimes, when I take my double-crust pie out of the oven, I thin ¼ cup of light corn syrup with a small amount of hot water, and brush the tops with the mixture, then sprinkle it evenly, with about 1 teaspoon of granulated sugar. I put the pie back in the oven for a couple of minutes, just to let the mixture set.

Makes One double-crust apple pie.

Six Flavored Pound Cake

Delicious and Tender

Delicious and Tender

Six Flavored Pound Cake

When I don’t have a certain extract that this cake recipe calls for, I exchange the flavor for another. My cousin, Renee, makes a five-flavored pound cake that’s out of this world delicious. I’ve seen flavored pound cake recipes that call for as many as seven different flavors of extract. I’ve seen recipes that call for four, three, two, and of course, one flavor of extract—everything in life, really does depend on what you like…from pound cakes to men.

This is a delicious cake, with a tasty, crusty top, and a moist and tender crumb. People won’t know what combination of spices you’ve put in the cake; the extracts meld together nicely, and form one amazing flavor.

For The Cake
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
½ cup vegetable shortening
3 cups granulated sugar
5 large eggs, at room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon lemon extract
1 teaspoon almond extract
1 teaspoon coconut extract
1 teaspoon rum flavored extract
1 teaspoon butter flavored extract
3 cups sifted cake flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt
1 cup evaporated milk

For The Six Flavor Glaze
¼ cup water
½ cup granulated sugar
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
½ teaspoon lemon extract
½ teaspoon almond extract
½ teaspoon coconut extract
½ teaspoon rum flavored extract
½ teaspoon butter flavored extract

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Grease and flour a 10-inch tube or Bundt pan. Tap out the excess flour. Set the pan aside.
To make the cake, in a large bowl, combine the unsalted butter and vegetable shortening, Cream the mixture together, until it is smooth and creamy. Beat in the granulated sugar until the ingredients are light and fluffy. Add the large eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add the vanilla, lemon, almond, coconut, rum, and butter extracts, blending well, after each extract addition. In a separate bowl, combine the cake flour, baking powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Whisk together the ingredients until they are thoroughly combined. Gradually, add the flour mixture alternately with the evaporated milk, to the unsalted butter mixture. Begin with the flour mixture and end with it. Mix well. Pour the cake batter into the prepared cake pan. Place the pan in the preheated 325-degree oven. Bake the cake at 325 degrees for about 1 hour and 20 minutes, or until the cake is cooked through, and the top of it springs back when you lightly touch it with your fingertips. Remember, every woman’s oven cooks differently. Take the cake out of the oven. Let it cool in the pan on a wire rack for about 10 minutes. Take the cake out of the pan. Place it, right side up, on the wire rack. Put a sheet of waxed paper beneath the rack to catch the glaze drippings. Prick the top of the cake with the tines of a fork. Carefully spoon the Six Flavor Glaze on top of the warm cake. Let the glaze soak in, and drizzle down the sides of the cake. Let the glazed cake rest for about 15 to 20 minutes, before carefully moving it to a cake platter. Let the cake cool completely before serving.

To make the six flavored glaze, while the cake is baking, in a heavy saucepan, combine the water and granulated sugar over low heat. Stir constantly, until the granulated sugar has dissolved. Add the vanilla extract, lemon extract, almond extract, coconut extract, rum flavored extract, and butter flavored extract. Over low heat, bring the mixture to a boil, stirring constantly, until the ingredients are combined and fragrant. NOTE: Some cooks prefer to glaze their six flavored cakes while they are cooling in the pan. When the cake is completely cooled—in the pan—they remove the cake, glazed side up—and transfer it to a cake platter. Also, the glaze is an important component of the deliciousness of the cake. I know the addition of all of those extracts sounds a little bizarre, but they really do come together nicely. You can omit some of the flavorings, or change them to lesser amounts, but do not omit them altogether.

Makes One 10-inch tube or Bundt cake

Banana Pecan Bread


Banana Pecan Bread

In addition to its delectable taste, I love the aroma that wafts through my house when banana bread is in the oven—the smell is so homey and comforting. Sometimes I swap the nuts with a 6 ounce bag of chocolate chips; sometimes, I keep the nuts and add a hand full of chocolate chips…or peanut butter chips or butterscotch chips.

¾ cups (1-½ sticks) unsalted butter, melted and cooled
1-¼ cups fine granulated sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature, slightly beaten
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1/3 cup sour cream, at room temperature
1 cup very ripe bananas, peeled and mashed (about 3 medium-sized bananas)
1-½ cups sifted, all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
¾ cup coarsely-chopped, toasted pecans (you can use walnuts, if that’s what you prefer)
Confectioners’ sugar, optional

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease and flour a 9-inch-by-5-inch loaf tin. Discard any excess flour. Set the pan aside.

In a large bowl, beat together the melted butter and granulated sugar. Beat the mixture until it is creamy and well incorporated. Beat in the large eggs, one at a time, vanilla extract, sour cream, and mashed bananas. Beat the mixture just until it is smooth. In a separate bowl, whisk together, the all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking powder, and salt. Mix well. Fold in the toasted pecans. Pour the batter into the prepared loaf tin. Smooth the top of the batter with a small butter knife. Place the tin in the preheated 350-degree oven. Bake the banana bread at 350 degrees for 1 hour, or until it is cooked through and golden brown. Do not overcook. Take the banana bread out of the oven. Let it rest in the loaf tin for about 5 minutes, before turning it out onto a wire rack to cool completely. Serve each slice of bread with a sprinkling of confectioners’ sugar.

Makes one 9-inch-by-5-inch loaf of banana bread.

NOTE: Banana bread goes well with hot coffee, tea, or a glass of ice-cold milk. My aunt, Marjell, says banana bread tastes the best when the slices are cut slightly thick. She serves hers when we gather and have our womanly talks. She’s famous for saying, “All women need to talk, and be heard.”

Cherry Cobbler

Cherry Cobbler

Cherry Cobbler

Cherry Cobbler

My childhood friend, Benita Gomez, gave me the recipe for fruit cobbler years ago. As I recall, Benita was the kind of pretty girl who talked incessantly about men and marriage, and how neither would take her zest away. I remember walking home from school with Benita , and her telling me that she was going to be the kind of wife who would keep her dark hair, long and sweeping, and smelling like oranges— Fidel Santiago, who loved oranges, was the boy of her dreams…actually, Fidel Santiago, tall and built, was the boy of every girl’s dreams. Benita would tell me that she was going to be the kind of wife who always wore gorgeous outfits—even to bed—and that she would cook delicious meals, and set beautiful tables, every day.

Years later, I still enjoy Benita’s company—she has grown into the kind of woman who gives a well-rounded talk…fashions, politics, electronic innovations, music, and how to keep a husband satisfied. Like she said she would, Benita kept her hair long, and has a standing appointment with her hair stylist to keep it dark and fashionable, and smelling faintly, of spiced oranges. To be truthful with you, she is so kept up, she is the kind of woman that I prefer to visit when my hair and nails are freshly done.

Benita and Fidel are married now, despite his bachelorhood forays with bottled-blonds, brunettes, and dark-skinned girls, and like she promised all those years ago, she sets an enviable table, every day, replete with cloth napkins and fresh garden flowers. Benita also keeps a spotless house, with closets full of her husband’s neatly hung shirts and pants, and his bureaus full of ironed socks and underwear. Some women are just designed to be housewives; some women are designed to woo their husbands with pressed clothes and gilded table settings. I’ve heard them say, those are the kind of women who make the best wives.

½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 20-ounce can cherry pie filling (you can use any 20-ounce flavor of pie filling)

In an oven set at 250 degrees melt the butter in a 9-inch-by-13-inch glass dish.
In a medium-sized bowl with a spout, mix together the granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, and baking powder. Mix well. Stir in the milk and vanilla extract. Stir until the mixture forms a smooth batter. Take the dish out of the oven when the butter has melted. Pour the batter evenly over the melted butter. Do not stir. Gently spoon the pie filling down the middle of the batter. Do not stir. Turn the oven temperature up to 350 degrees. When the oven has heated to 350 degrees, about 10 minutes, put the cobbler in the oven. Let it bake for about 30 minutes, or until it is golden brown and some of the batter rises around the cherries. Take the cherry cobbler out of the oven. Serve it warm, with a dollop of fresh, whipped cream, or a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Makes one 9-inch-by-13-inch cherry cobbler.

How To Feed A Man

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Years ago, a boyfriend told me about a homely girl that he’d dated in the past. He said the girl was extremely unattractive, but everything that she cooked, was the best thing that he’d ever eaten. According to my then boyfriend, who, like most men, loved good food, even the ugly girl’s homemade chicken noodle soup was bowl-licking delicious. Some girls come from a long line of good cooks—it’s in their blood—and others learn how to cook when they grow up and find that it’s necessary. Even today, some women use their cooking skills to communicate what their looks can’t—they use the flavors and smells of their home cooked food to gently burrow its way to the heart of the man they desire.

If the way to a man’s heart is truly through his stomach, I would imagine that one way to stay there, is through your delicious cooking. I am a firm believer that women cook differently for their husbands or boyfriends, than they do for their children, and even themselves. Every woman who cooks regularly for a man, wants her meals to shine. Every woman wants her man to push away from her home cooked meals, smiling, satisfied, and pleasantly full.

This post isn’t meant to be a how-to-cook tutorial, I am not a professional cooking teacher. But I know for sure, that good cooking comes from a passion to cook, and feed, a love for ingredients, practice, and culinary creativity. When a woman is a good cook, she employs all of her senses to the meal—her sense of smell, of touch, her sight, her sense of hearing, and taste. Good cooks aren’t afraid to adjust their recipes; add or subtract an ingredient if the recipe they follow, calls for more, or less. Exceptional cooks are almost always the women you see in the grocery stores, who are sniffing, bouncing, feeling, and observing their ingredients before they buy them. It’s like they have this other sense that allows them to envision their meals before they cook and set them on the table. You can almost taste the delicious outcome of their meals by the way they touch and sniff and probe the ingredients first.

Cooking for a man, involves so much more than just cooking. Man-pleasing cooks are just as concerned with the visual and audible effects that surround a meal, as they are with its taste and aromatic appeal. Womanish cooks employ the right back-ground music, lay out appropriate linen, drinking glasses, and flatware, and always set a tray of his favorite condiments next to the plate. They use comfort, appropriate lighting, pretty plating, and lovely serving dishes as tools to help them uplift their servings. I have vivid memories of going to the department stores with my grandmother, to buy pretty things to display her meals—especially her cakes and pies. She used to say, “Cooking is a woman’s glory”.

I grew up around lots of seasonings and spices. My mother stocked her shelves and refrigerator with them; she said they added flavor and aroma to her meals. In fact, even today, I can open what used to be Mama’s spice cabinet, and smell a trace of the seeds, pods, and barks, that were once hers. My mother had peeves about women who only cooked with salt and pepper. She would tell me that spices and herb rubs were her greatest cooking secret. Without them, she would tell me, she couldn’t cook. “If you want your meals to shine,” she would say, “Add a pinch of this…” Or, “It’s light (or it’s dark) just like the (whatever it was) and no one will ever know that you’ve put it in. They’ll wonder what that taste is, but they’ll never be able to put their finger on it.” She used to call me into the kitchen when she was seasoning and spicing her dishes, and almost whisper her techniques to me. Mama was a bona fide cooking geisha; a bona fide seasoning guru. She would use her knowledge of soft music, texture, color, comfort, and kitchen décor, and combine it with her cooking spices and seasonings to give her meals simplicity and polish. Mama used to say, “Sometimes a woman needs to search her kitchen, before she searches her boudoir. Most men have sat with every size, in every color, but they’d be hard-pressed to say they’ve sat in front of a delicious homemade meal.”

Home cooked food tastes better than store-bought; there’s no getting around that. Most men love to eat good food. They are intrigued with a woman who knows her way around a hot stove. Plus, being applauded for your cooking shows people that you have another side; it shows a man that you possess another talent. When you know how to season your food, and stage your house so that it feels warm and inviting, most men are intuitively drawn to it; they won’t want to leave. Their instinct will tell them that this is home.

You Should…

1) Give your kitchen a man-drawing test. Discard wobbly chairs and tables and torn curtains and linens. And anything     girlishly pink.
2) Display your culinary trinkets on kitchen ceiling beams, on kitchen tables, and on counters. The idea of a woman spending time in the kitchen excites some men.
3) Hang interesting and unique food-related photos and posters on your kitchen walls. Give him something to look at while he’s eating.
4) Stock your kitchen with the things that he likes to snack on.
5) Put your most interesting cookbooks on display, between unique bookends.
6) Clean out your refrigerator. A man hates a smelly and moldy refrigerator.
7) Hide all pesticides.
8) Forget about learning to cook “gourmet”. Most men prefer simple dishes. Besides, you can give anything a fancy name and call it gourmet.
9) Learn how to cook his favorite dishes…especially the ones that take him back to childhood.
10) Distinguish your cooking with a variety of seasoning extracts, powders, herbs, and spices. Know that most men desire a woman who can cook.

A Place To Rest

Sometimes, late at night, I think I hear my mother’s footsteps in the kitchen. It’s never a menacing sound, just the soft saunter of her cooking feet, moving between the stove and the refrigerator—the sound of her spice and seasoning cabinets opening and closing, and the oven door rolling over its hinges. Actually, the sounds are warm and familiar to me; they are the cutting and whisking and sizzling sounds that constantly drifted from my mother’s kitchen whenever she was in it…if she was still here, they are the sounds that would fill her kitchen today. My mother loved her kitchen; she loved to cook and bake and make candles and incense sticks in it. Late at night, when I dream about her, she is always going in, or coming out of it. She is always wearing a pretty apron. My mother loved pretty aprons. She used to tell me that a cooking woman’s work space should be in tune with her food interests, and reflect a womanish style—in those days, the kitchens in my family were dark and mysterious and voluptuous; they belonged to the women. I distinctly remember my mother embellishing many of her cooking tools with rhinestones, adding a dollop of scented oil to her mop water, and recapping her spray bottles with feminine colors, like pink and lavender, to make her chores more enjoyable, and womanly. Mama used to tell me that the source of a woman’s house scent—her incense sticks in particular—should be covert, the smell should be soft and discreet, and whenever possible, emanate from another room.

I live in my childhood house. My mother’s spirit permeates everything in this space. I feel it in the walls, the curtains, the floors, the tables, the sofa and chairs, the books she left behind, and in my cooking. I especially “feel” her presence in the kitchen. The sounds that echo from the kitchen are reminiscent of the days when I was a little girl, watching her prepare meals. Like it was for my mother, my kitchen is my sanctuary. I’ve made myself a cozy, little nook in the place where Mama used to craft her candles and incense. When I can’t sleep late at night, I go there to read, write, or plan for the upcoming week. Mama used to say, “A woman needs a nice place to rest and think.”

I always take a serving of desert to mine. Seems like a wedge of something sweet puts me in a nice and cozy mood, and illuminates my reasoning. Like most women, I do a lot of reasoning.

Chocolate Brownie Pie

For The Chocolate Wafer Crust

1-½ cups finely ground chocolate wafer crumbs
1/3 cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1/8 teaspoon salt

For The Chocolate Brownie Pie Filling

½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature, melted and cooled
½ cup granulated sugar
½ cup light brown sugar, firmly packed
1/3 cup good quality cocoa powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons good quality instant coffee granules
2 large eggs
½ cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
¾ cup pecans, coarsely chopped
Chocolate syrup, optional
Whipped cream, optional

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a 9-inch glass pie plate. Set the plate aside.

To make the chocolate wafer crust, in a medium-sized bowl, combine the chocolate crumbs and melted, unsalted butter. Add the granulated sugar and salt. Mix well. When the crumbs are moist and stick together when they are pressed, using the pads of your fingers, firmly and evenly press them over the bottom and up the sides of the pie plate. Place the chocolate pie crust in the 350-degree oven, and bake it for 12 to 15 minutes, or until it is golden brown, and it feels firm when you gently touch it. Take the crust out of the oven. Move it to a wire rack to cool completely. Meanwhile, prepare the brownie pie filling.

To make the chocolate brownie pie filling, in a large bowl, whisk together the melted, unsalted butter, granulated sugar, firmly packed light brown sugar, cocoa powder, salt, and instant coffee granules. Add the large eggs, one at a time, mixing until each egg is thoroughly incorporated. Stir in the all-purpose flour, stirring just until the ingredients are well mixed. Stir in the vanilla extract. Fold in the coarsely chopped pecans. Place the cooled, chocolate pie crust on a baking tin. Evenly spoon the batter into the crust. Bake the pie in the preheated, 350-degree, oven at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes, or until the edges of the pie are slightly puffed, and the center is set. A wooden toothpick inserted in the center of the pie should come out with a few moist crumbs attached to it. Move the pie to a wire rack to cool completely before you serve it. If you desire, drizzle a ribbon of chocolate or spoon a dollop of whipped cream on the saucer of each serving.

Chocolate Brownie Pie

Chocolate Brownie Pie

Makes one 9-inch Chocolate Brownie pie